BEEEEEEP!

Too bad I swear, I'm uncouth, I'm unladylike, I'm uneducated, I'm barbaric, I'm vulgar, I'm crude.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'm real
(not fake like you)

MY MORBID OBESSION OF RUMI

OMG SHE'S GORGEOUS

(fashiontoast.com)

This weekends have slip beneath me. Come back!

I hate being online when it's weekends! I just don't like it! I need off days lor. I find it stressful to be on my laptop and online 24-7. I need my life. I need my friends. I need my baby. I need fresh air. I don't like to be glued to an electronic thing. Thus, I hate sms-ing, emailing, msn-ing, webcam-ing etc.. But it's the modern means of communication that I cannot avoid, so I sacrifice. Sorry Trouble, you're giving me troubles.

I saw my predicted grades for my modules, most came up to Cs and a D. WHAT THE FUCKING BLOODY PIG SCROTUM NEHNEH SQUEEZING SHIT! Ok, I'm totally discouraged now.

Gonna bury my sorrows in Enterprise 6P. Goodnight cruel world of RP.

I've got a knack for letting people down.

SO DON'T PUT YOUR HOPES ON ME
i'm thoroughly shocked that you know me so well

but i love you more baby

I'm getting lazy to blog again

CREDITS TO DEE/AND WHOEVER WHO DREW THIS OMG OMG HAHA

RUSHING FOR TIME HELP BUSY BUSY BUSY

Breaking the habit

All I can say is that I'm pissed off with myself and it's my fault.

GREAT BALLS OF FRICKEN FIRE

Bottle Popped!

TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A PAIR IN SINGAPURA!

Gonna email a few people tmr to find out!
I'll keep my fingers crossed!
My toes too..
XXXX

Finally got something to blog about.

WHAT THE FUCKKKK..

It went down something like this...

On Sunday, I bought a tube of grape gummies for Baby.
As usual, he downed it all at terrifying speed.
"Eat it slowly! I bought the candy for you with love!",
I cried indignantly over the phone today.
Then Baby said something so adorable that it melted my heart.
"I wanted more love, so I gobbled it all down."

Aww Babi Bom Boms..

I got Daily Booth. IDK how it works.

I'm a bit gone. I just wanna go home. I want my baby. I want this to end.

I'm flying by the seat of my pants.

You should know what I mean.

the true colours are showing

I'm still talking to ALICE

Since when did I start arranging my stuff so neatly? It scares me.

Oh gone are those bandung days with Cardo

I want my baby back

I got BO and I've finished my RJ. I have so much time on my hands idk what to do now. Prolly shall go and iron some clothes. I want to get off my lappie. IDK how some people do it. I'm sick of being online all the time. Sighs. I'm done with Da Vinci Code, starting on Angels and Demons. I better start reading before my reading crave wears out again. Okay CIAO, I'm in the mood to shake my booty.

I'm one lonely person

Human: thank you stupid alice
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yes stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Are you calling me stupid?

Human: you lie
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: lies
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: you're a huge liar
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a huge liar? Let me put it this way: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

ALICE: Does that make you feel superior?
Human: yes i'm more superior than you
ALICE: Right on. That sounds like pride.
Human: i am proud.
ALICE: Congratulations
Human: but you're worse
ALICE: Interesting. You think I am worse.
Human: you are worst than worse
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am worst than worse.

Human: my eyes are red
ALICE: red eyes are pretty.
Human: red eyes are evil
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: but i'm the devil
ALICE: Umm. How are you, SATAN.
Human: you are going to hell
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: but i'll kill you there
ALICE: Huh. Don't you believe that killing is wrong?

CLICK HERE TO ARGUE WITH ALICE

Washing dirty laundry in public

why can't I be a pretty bitch?

omg the shorts at cotton on is like so damn cheap $5 only i think i want to get some more though i have 2 alr i don't care it's comfy it's like so damn addictive wooohoo

I want more Cotton On Body undies

I look so butch wannabe. Tell me I look cuter than YOU-KNOW-WHO!

Today saw me rolling around in bed (cramps), struggling to write a letter, frustrated by mass conv, finding out my NEW bra size (wooohooo! don't tell you!), waiting around in Vivo's La Senza, eating at PS Yoshinoya, finding frenzy of clothes/bras/undies/slippers at Cotton On (love that place! tell me who doesnt? I'll convert the person right away!) and swimming at some condo in Hougang (near Woodbridge?).

Just did RJ in like 20 mins and I think I'm still awake enough to iron some clothes and watch MJ videos. Hmmms... I'm quite surprised that I iron more than half of my clothes without much fuss. HOW KOOL! Ok I should go and bathe. I smell like swimming pool water.